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The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and have been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try to direct translation is Tagalog, Pls. read with feelings……

October 1996,
To Marije

I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he got home or this or that.
And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are “ Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?
Even you are beautiful face ( to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.
You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go

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October 1996
To Marije

I am not surprise why Dennis left you. What reason can you think but still you have a very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to be his toy but sooner and later I realize that he really cannot be with you anymore because at first, Dennis said he could not stand you’re habit of making concern of all his walks and always calling in their house if he already got home. And then he said that he got ashamed to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very fat body but you hate it. Thought you’re the prettiest girl he knew about. What do you think you are, a “ Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?
Even your beatifull face (you think) you do not have the right to call me whatsoever or change my name everytime just to insult my personality because I never call you names either in the front or back of Dennis, but if you already started to call me different names, I don’t have any other choice but to call you the same too. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. You cannot blame Dennis for lovinng me instead of you because I am sexier than you and when you look ourselves in the mirror. I repeat  that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say that I have bad breathe but who is the person between us Dennis wants to kiss, me or you? And Dennis wants me. There you go.

My Ideal Life

     Everyone of us have goals or even purpose in life. We will do everything to reach this. This goals may be for our family, our friends or even for ourselves. Goals make ones life have a purpose. Without goals, we don't even know what we need to do or what part of our life we need to start. Goal really means something. This something will be the question and our objective.

     I have a lot of ideals in life. My number one goal is to be a successful man. Through this, I could give my family the best life they ever have. I could return all the hardworks of my parents. I do really want to give them the best life. I also want to have a very big house on top of a mountain because I want to see a very nice environment. I want to have a lot of cars. Cars like sports car. I also want to have a home theatre and also a gaming room.

     My another goal is to build a sanctuary for endangered animals. I want to build a church. When I'm really rich, I would have a charity for children and old persons. I also want to give scholarships for children who have no money to enroll in school. I also want to have helpers who will plant trees.

     My last goal is really important; to accomplish all my goals. I will do my best to do all of these. I will persevere for this. I will be really industrious and will no loose hope everytime I fail and will still try and try until the day my goals are already done.

     Dreaming is really free for all but be sure that the important dreams should be done and not only sticks with the word "impossible". Like an old saying, "kung anong itinanim ay siyang aanihin" gives a very good support to us because it is really true. All we need is to be industrious and persevere and you can add more of this but be sure this will lead you to the best. Start your dreams now before it is too late.