All of us have idol. We always want to meet them personally. This could be the one who made our life change, could be the one that makes us laugh and could be the one we are inspired of.
I probably wants to meet our Comedy King Dolphy.
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Me: Idol!
Dolphy: Oi!
Me: Kamusta kayo?
Dolphy: Ayos naman.
Me: Sayang po no? Sana tumagal pa po kayo para mas marami pa po kayong mapapasaya!
Dolphy: Oo nga eh. Sayang talaga pero kung oras na natin oras na natinkaya wala tayong magagawa.
Me: Marami na po akong napanood na palabas ninyo! Kahit hanggang ngayon natatawa pa din po ako.
Dolphy: Hahaha.. Ganun ba? Sa tingin ko mahilig ka din magpatawa no?
Me: Hindi naman po.
Dolphy: Siguro mayroon ng sumunod sa aking yapak. Ano bang balita ngayon?
Me: Sa tingin ko po, si Vic Sotto. Madami dami na din po siyang palabas at nakakatawa din po siya marahil siya din ung pumalit sa inyo.
Dolphy: Ah ganun ba. Mukhang tinatawag na ako. Sige magpaalam n ako.
Me: Sige ho! Ingat kayo papuntang taas. Paalam!
Linggo, Enero 5, 2014
Sabado, Enero 4, 2014
Punishments in every circle in CavSci
Probably, in very bad actions we do, there is always a punishment. So I create Circles of CavSci in which everytime you commit irresponsibility you will be punished.
First Circle(Late Comers)
It is guarded by a Human Clock which is responsible for the right time for the students to come in school. When you commit this sin, you will be asked to write an essay why you are late and this essay must contain only the truth and must composed of 500 words, If you are late again and again you will write another essay but this time there is additional of 100 words in every essay you write.
Second Circle(Littering Students)
It is guarded by a Fairy Plant. This Fairy Plant always assure that the surroundings is very clean and neat. When you commit this sin, as punishment, you must clean the whole campus. You must collect 1 sack of garbage and everytime you litter, there will be additional 1 sack. This garbages you had collected MUST be segregated properly.
Third Circle(Student's without Homework)
It is guarded and checked by a Magical Notebook which is concerned about your must-do-things given by your teachers. If you commit this sin, the Magical Notebook will give you additional 1 homework and you MUST comply it.
Fourth Circle(Bullies)
Guarded by an Intimidating Man which is concerned with the school's peace and order. Committing this sin will be punished by putting drawings on his face and this MUST not be erased until the school hour is finished. Committing this sin again will be punished with this again but this MUST not be erased in two days, In case it was erased, more drawings will be added.
Fifth Circle(Day Cutters)
It is guarded by a Witch. The cutting students will be chased down and will be punished. I called it Day Cutters but not Class Cutters because base on my experience, there is no one having a cutting class but some are cutting day when there is programs or others. Punishment will be cutting of a whole pad of paper 1 by 1 to standard sizes of 1/4 and 1/2. They must finish this. In case the sin was repeated again, there will be additional 1 whole pad paper.
Sixth Circle(Cheaters)
Guarded by a Cyclops with really huge eyes. He observed secretly the students which may commit this sin. The student that commits this sin will be punished and be given by a test and he or she must give proper score depending on the mood of the guard. Not being passed with the guard's expectations will take another test and not passing again, the said test must be repeated but once it was passed and commit this sin again, he or she will be given different test.
Seventh Circle(Sleeping Students)
Guarded by Sleepy John. Like him, he will see this sleeping students in his dream and will be punished. The punishment is that the students will not wake up at a certain time and this student will be very late in lessons which will make him difficult to follow up with the lessons. Committing this sin again, there will be additional hours of sleep and will not able to make important projects and assignments.
Eighth Circle(With No ID students)
Guarded by a Harpy. This Harpy will punished the students and will put their IDs on a mountain. To be able to get the ID he or she must swim the ocean of birds and other animal's poop to be able to get their IDs.
Ninth Circle(Very Heavy cases [ex. punching other students])
Guarded by a Fat Intimidating Woman. This woman will punish the students with being suspended for a week or two and no one must teach the student with the lessons and the said student will NOT be excused and all outputs are all zero. This may also lead to being KKKIIIIIICCCKKK OOOUUUUTTT for repeating heavy cases like this.
First Circle(Late Comers)
It is guarded by a Human Clock which is responsible for the right time for the students to come in school. When you commit this sin, you will be asked to write an essay why you are late and this essay must contain only the truth and must composed of 500 words, If you are late again and again you will write another essay but this time there is additional of 100 words in every essay you write.
Second Circle(Littering Students)
It is guarded by a Fairy Plant. This Fairy Plant always assure that the surroundings is very clean and neat. When you commit this sin, as punishment, you must clean the whole campus. You must collect 1 sack of garbage and everytime you litter, there will be additional 1 sack. This garbages you had collected MUST be segregated properly.
Third Circle(Student's without Homework)
It is guarded and checked by a Magical Notebook which is concerned about your must-do-things given by your teachers. If you commit this sin, the Magical Notebook will give you additional 1 homework and you MUST comply it.
Fourth Circle(Bullies)
Guarded by an Intimidating Man which is concerned with the school's peace and order. Committing this sin will be punished by putting drawings on his face and this MUST not be erased until the school hour is finished. Committing this sin again will be punished with this again but this MUST not be erased in two days, In case it was erased, more drawings will be added.
Fifth Circle(Day Cutters)
It is guarded by a Witch. The cutting students will be chased down and will be punished. I called it Day Cutters but not Class Cutters because base on my experience, there is no one having a cutting class but some are cutting day when there is programs or others. Punishment will be cutting of a whole pad of paper 1 by 1 to standard sizes of 1/4 and 1/2. They must finish this. In case the sin was repeated again, there will be additional 1 whole pad paper.
Sixth Circle(Cheaters)
Guarded by a Cyclops with really huge eyes. He observed secretly the students which may commit this sin. The student that commits this sin will be punished and be given by a test and he or she must give proper score depending on the mood of the guard. Not being passed with the guard's expectations will take another test and not passing again, the said test must be repeated but once it was passed and commit this sin again, he or she will be given different test.
Seventh Circle(Sleeping Students)
Guarded by Sleepy John. Like him, he will see this sleeping students in his dream and will be punished. The punishment is that the students will not wake up at a certain time and this student will be very late in lessons which will make him difficult to follow up with the lessons. Committing this sin again, there will be additional hours of sleep and will not able to make important projects and assignments.
Eighth Circle(With No ID students)
Guarded by a Harpy. This Harpy will punished the students and will put their IDs on a mountain. To be able to get the ID he or she must swim the ocean of birds and other animal's poop to be able to get their IDs.
Ninth Circle(Very Heavy cases [ex. punching other students])
Guarded by a Fat Intimidating Woman. This woman will punish the students with being suspended for a week or two and no one must teach the student with the lessons and the said student will NOT be excused and all outputs are all zero. This may also lead to being KKKIIIIIICCCKKK OOOUUUUTTT for repeating heavy cases like this.
Texting; You ruined my fluency!
Texting is probably our number one source of communication. This is very common to us and have developed new words to make texting faster like OTW which means On The Way, the other one is JGH which means Just Got Home etc. and almost all of us is using this acronyms to make texting faster. We even remove some letters or even changing the words like, "Wer ar u?", "Pls come 2 our haus." are just some examples of lot of words we changed. So texting probably ruined our english fluency and we may commit wrong spelled word because of too much texting. We are used to spell words in different way which is not good and not accepted in english language.
On me, texting doesn't ruin my english fluency. Because of the new made QWERTY keyboard on our cellphone, I am used to complete my words even though it is long words or sentences. But in my past experience I also commit wrong spelled words when I was in elementary because my cellphone is different from what I have today. It keypads and will take you lot of time just to type a complete correct spelled words in a sentence so I always remove some letters to make my texting faster. Maybe you just need to be used to type complete correct spelled words even though it takes too long to type it at least this will never give confusions on you and you will also be better in english.
On me, texting doesn't ruin my english fluency. Because of the new made QWERTY keyboard on our cellphone, I am used to complete my words even though it is long words or sentences. But in my past experience I also commit wrong spelled words when I was in elementary because my cellphone is different from what I have today. It keypads and will take you lot of time just to type a complete correct spelled words in a sentence so I always remove some letters to make my texting faster. Maybe you just need to be used to type complete correct spelled words even though it takes too long to type it at least this will never give confusions on you and you will also be better in english.
Sembreak. Hart, Hart
Sembreak is what every student wish. A week or two which you can relax all day long. Don't feel like doing anything but still there are things we must accomplished like our assignments given by our teachers. Time which we can spend with our family and even the dead one because sembreak includes All Saint's Day and All Soul's Day. For me, my sembreak, I can say, a little worth it.
When it is sembreak, I just done computer, food, computer, food, sleep and so on. I didn't do much things. Almost everyday, I played computer with my friends especially Francis, Mathew and Von. We also practiced for the presentation in English and after that of course, we played computer. When ti was All Soul's Day, we went in cemetery together with my cousins. We got home late afternoon. Then after those things, I made my assignment probably it was Sunday. I didn't do much things so I can say a little worth it because I was able to know I was productive because I made my room clean and others that I must finish in our sembreak.
When it is sembreak, I just done computer, food, computer, food, sleep and so on. I didn't do much things. Almost everyday, I played computer with my friends especially Francis, Mathew and Von. We also practiced for the presentation in English and after that of course, we played computer. When ti was All Soul's Day, we went in cemetery together with my cousins. We got home late afternoon. Then after those things, I made my assignment probably it was Sunday. I didn't do much things so I can say a little worth it because I was able to know I was productive because I made my room clean and others that I must finish in our sembreak.
Biyernes, Enero 3, 2014
Love Love Love Ü
Love. Love is what we need. Love makes us feel in heaven. Love knows no boundaries. Love makes us whole. In short, love is everything.
Yes! Of course I've been in love. Being in love is very happy. This happiness cannot be expressed in words but truly express in emotions. I define love as "Love bonds everything". I define it like this because we can love anything. We are bonded to someone or something when love takes place. I do love a girl when I feel it. No matter who is she because when you feel it, there's no way to surpass it. I would love a girl because I love her and that's the reason. You cannot love a person if you only love its hair, style, etc. but to love her as a whole which we are contented on what she is. I adore kind girl, a little naughty.
From the movie I watched,"No one falls in love with personality, at the end of the day, the guy always looks physically." I don't know if this is the exact but this is the idea. (c) The Ugly Truth
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